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CapsulePresser 02/02/24(Fri)10:59:47

Plastic Punishment Theory

You will never go to heaven. No matter how hard you repent, humans are now all damned to hell because we are being punished for our plastic worship.

CapsulePresser 02/02/24(Fri)11:01:13

>>CapsulePresser
Plastic was created by man. Leo Baekeland to be specific. Man made desires are satanic, and Baekeland was a hellish man. Think about this... Baekeland? More like Bake Land AKA HELL!!!

CapsulePresser 02/02/24(Fri)11:05:39

>>CapsulePresser
For decades, we've used plastics for our hellish pleasures. You buy some shitty consumerist shit, throw the plastic away, therefore destroying our planet.

CapsulePresser 02/02/24(Fri)11:07:53

>>CapsulePresser
We have now found that plastic is inside of every human. Plastic has even been found in fetal cells. We are being damned before we are even born. God is punishing humans for participating in plastic worship.

CapsulePresser 02/02/24(Fri)11:09:24

>>CapsulePresser
Since the satanic plastic cells are inside of us, we are not allowed into Heaven. God does not allow such sinful things to enter his domain, and every human on Earth is guaranteed a pass to Hell.

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